You just can't get good help these days

This article at Townhall by Michelle Malkin cracked me up. How much more simple-minded can a racist rant get? She bitches that she can't get good service from lazy immigrants at McDonald's, Michael's or Wal-Mart. I am always impressed by people who eat at McDonald's and shop at Wal-Mart and then carry on about the declining quality of the help as if they were characters in a P.G. Wodehouse novel. Indeed, Jeeves is a rare butler indeed. If they only had more of his type at Wal-Mart.
Of course, Malkin is a good example of how the right has gotten really good at putting its most noxious opinions in the mouths of people who are only too happy to shit where they eat if it means getting that inflated right wing think tank paycheck. From her biography:

Malkin, the daughter of Filipino immigrants, was born in Philadelphia, Pa. in 1970 and raised in southern New Jersey.

I can imagine what the person who signs her paycheck would have said about her parents had he run into them shortly after they arrived in this country.

Via World O'Crap.