More email nonsense

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, what does it say?
"There seems to be an inordinate number of movies about mankind going to war with machines."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My dead staples cup.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
That 70's Show

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, what time is it?
3:30pm

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
3:37pm

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A coworker filing stuff.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Lunch. Taking a walk and reading. It's cloudy out and weirdly chilly for Texas.

8: Before you came to this questionaire, what did you look at?
Um, someone else's blog. It's a dirty habit, I know.

9: What are you wearing?
Blue jeans and a blue T-shirt. It's casual Wednesday! Also, blue day for some reason. Almost everyone chose a blue shirt to wear today. We're a Smurfy office.

10: Did you dream last night?
Yes.

11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago at discovering that someone changed his signin name to "boobs".

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Calendar, bulletin board, painting of a cat with a ball of yarn which is cooler than it sounds.

13: What is the last film you saw?
According to Netflix, Buffalo 66.

14: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
My house. And then I would buy another house close into town. And then sell the house I have now.

15: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I call my cat Max Power. It makes him sound like a superhero. But I got it off Homer Simpson, who got it off a blow dryer.

16: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or
politics, what would you do?
Probably make people stop listening to Creed. Is that too political?

17: Do you like to dance?
Yes, but other people would like me not to.

18: Do you like crossword puzzles?
I go through phases. I'm okay at them.

19a: Imagine your first (or next) child is a girl, what do you call her?
Max Power.

19b: Imagine your first (or next) child is a boy, what do you call him?
Max Power

20: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I tend to consider it at least once a day while reading the news.