Wouldn't burqas be easier?

Talk about inexact wording. What is the definition of "low-riding" pants? "Intimate" clothing? Honestly, requiring young women to cover themselves head to toe and show no skin would be easier.
This rules:

"I'm sick of seeing it," said Shepherd, a first-term legislator. "The community's outraged. And if parents can't do their job, if parents can't regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law."

Agreed! We should all get to make laws against fashions we don't like! Personally, I am against golf pants. And novelty ties. Oh! Wait! I want to make a law against men who have beer bellies who hang them over their belts. Can I do that? Or is it only kosher to make laws against fashion as long as fear and loathing of the female body is the impetus?

Via Pandagon.