Finally found it

Opponents of gay marriage keep carrying on and on about all the horrible things that will happen if gays are allowed to marry--that it will cause the breakdown of marriage and family, chaos in the streets. However, they have yet to coherently point to a single person or institution that will be harmed by gay marriage.
Well, I found those who will be hurt by legalized gay marriage.
Yep, the webmasters at Target.
Once gay marriage is legal and common, they are going to have to change this page to make it more inclusive. Make it an option somehow to have bride/groom, bride/bride or groom/groom. That's extra work right there and might cut into the time their computer people have to play computer games and cruise Friendster.
It's not just Target. Computerized bridal registeries will have to be reworked around the country. It might take weeks, months even, to make the necessary changes!
However, I'm not overly inclined to use a Constitutional amendment to avoid this horror.