Too much bride for just one cake

   From Roy Edroso, we have the pleasure of Stephen Moore declaring Boston to be the new Evil Liberal City.  (When, oh when, will it be Austin's turn?)  And from his rant, we get the pleasure of finding out that yes, the evidence that same-sex marriage is ruining life as we know it is finally in:

   Don't be fooled by the spinmeisters. These people are not middle America. When you go into the bakeries, you can actually purchase wedding cakes with two brides on the top.
 
   Clearly, life as we know it will never be the same.
   He then gives us a list of the most evil people in the world, all gathered into Boston, the Gates of Hell--trial lawyers (how dare they hold corporations accountable for their actions!), school teachers (how dare they teach your children to read!), politicians (since the Republican party has none of those), college students who use financial aid (only the rich should get a college education), and a lobbyist (since the Republican party's non-politicians never speak to lobbyists).  We then learn that all liberals are Red Sox fans and there is something called a drive-by abortion.
   The good news is that he says that Kerry won't actually push forward the Republican-lite economic policies that Clinton did and the progressives in the Democratic party hate.  And this means that we shouldn't vote for him because?