It only counts if you wear a Wonderbra.

I don't even see the point of being a cross-dresser if you live in Ft. Worth. It takes alot of commitment to dress "like a woman" there, between the inch of makeup, the manicure, and the once or twice-weekly hair appointments, not to mention the huge amounts of closet space required. Basically, even the women are huge drag queens.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I live in Austin and it's a knee-jerk reaction to make fun of our northerly neighbors, or, as we like to call them, "The Threat from the North".