Single people are apparently sick freaks

Well, that seems to be the conclusion of The Hill after revealing that married people are more likely to vote Republican than unmarried people.

Research has been piling up over the past two decades showing that married couples are more satisfied with their lives and that this satisfaction derives from tangible and measurable benefits of the married life, especially for women.....
....Research published by the University of Massachusetts concludes that “one of the more consistent observations in health research is that the married enjoy better health than those of other statuses.” More specifically, there is evidence that the unmarried are more likely to be alcoholic, abuse illegal drugs, become accident victims, be hospitalized and live shortened lives....
....Voting is inherently a social act that we do with and for others, and married people are inherently more social. Married people are more likely to appreciate the importance of taking the time on a busy Tuesday in November to vote for the good of the whole country.

Hill's conclusion is that married people are happier, therefore more likely to vote Republican. Or something like that.
Or maybe single people are less likely to vote Republican because this is how the Republican Party's spokespeople describe us, as sick, hateful, under-sexed freaks.

Via XX.