Condemns and animals in heat

From Sadly, No, we get this delightful Townhall blog entry:

Uganada is the only success story on the continent of Africa--and it is the only area that promotes the ABC model (Abstinence first, then be faithful to your spouse, and if you choose to give in to your lust and act like an animal in heat, then use a condemn).

If being faithful to your spouse means that you don't get to act like an animal in heat, then you're not going to get many people to sign onto this monogamy thing. But this Freudian slip of sorts does give me insight into how self-righteous fundies get off while the rest of us are cheerfully rutting like animals in heat. Just remember, kids, when you're going to indulge in a round of self-righteous condemning, always be safe and wear a condom.