Bush--not a big enough hardass conservative

This group at least thinks that Bush isn't conservative enough. I think they are right. In fact, I think Bush needs to start campaigning now on a "stoning" platform. He should call for the stoning of Catholics, homosexuals, birth control users, pretty much anyone who isn't a hardass, joyless fundamentalist. He's sure to sweep the election that way.

Thanks, Blondesense.