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Thursday, August 19, 2004

More evidence of the feminist conspiracy

The toilet as a scolding mother.

Actually, there's nothing feminist about this, since the implication of course is that men can't be neat without nagging.

I was 24 years old before I found out that men sit down to pee as often as not. I am more naive than I care to admit.


Blogger Ron said...

I think it is hilarious. I'd be more fun if there is a slight delay, so the guy starts pissing before he's scolded. That'd make him jump.

Of course, a quick wipe down keeps the rim piss-free pretty well.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)


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