Okay, one more

I couldn't resist. If a bunch of people in this country voted for Bush as a way to give the finger to liberals for thinking they're all smart and stuff because they read newspapers, then this is just more evidence that most Young Republicans join the party to get back at liberals for thinking they're so cool and stuff just because they're going to have sex before they're 45 and have to give in and pay for it.

Remember, Freepers. You may not be sorry now. But you might be rethinking that when the draft comes, even those of you who are cultivating butt boils of your very own to dodge it.