I won I won I won I won!
Hard as it is for me to believe, I won the Koufax Award for Best New Blog! I was also reminded of a campaign speech I made when I was a finalist. Damn those search buttons!
Suffice it to say, I was drunk when I made that promise. But hell, for all you know, I'm drunk now. I don't actually type my entries so much as stomp back and forth through my office wearing a diaphonous robe with a feather collar and feather-topped mule slippers while smoking from a cigarette holder, drinking a martini and dictating my blog entries to my shirtless cabana boy, whose muscles are surprisingly rippled for someone who sits at a computer all day.
Thank you all for voting for me. Thanks to the the crew at Feminist Blogs and at XX for rocking so hard. Thanks to all those who shall go unnamed who keep asking where all the women bloggers are at. Thanks to my boyfriend for being patient with my cabana boy. Thanks to my readers who come here for the jokes about advice columns and off-kilter feminist analysis and tolerate my prattlings about Austin bands they have never heard. Thanks to Max and Katy for being so damn cute.
And thanks to my writing companion.
And for Roxanne and Lauren, here's some tits:
And for all of you who came here to see some boobies, here you go:
Don't forget, folks, what happens at the post-Koufax parties, stays at the post-Koufax parties.