Keep trying, but it's still not working

You're not going to make people believe there's legions of conservative punks. Really, now, the best they could do is a guy who's a publicist for fuck's sake? And a guy who sang for the cover band version of the Misfits that just happened to have an occasional actual Misfit in it? Okay, you have Johnny Ramone, but he's always been a Republican, unlike the rest of the band.
Mostly your "conservative punks" will be what we like to call "racist skinheads", and a few straggling weirdos.