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Friday, September 17, 2004

Laziest blog post ever

Forwarded email=lazy blogger.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness,

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. one to viciously smear #7,

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

I would like to add: And a countless number of people to work as a voluntary support system from behind their keyboards, who, while never having changed a lightbulb themselves, feel free to denounce anyone who doesn't like Bush's lightbulb brand as a bunch of cowards and traitors.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And maybe 10 American soldiers to get killed trying to change a lightbulb in the wrong room.

Jake.

9/17/2004

 
Blogger Campaign Staff said...

I always liked How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb. One to steal a perfectly good light bulb from the Social security administration office, and give it to a millionaire.

9/17/2004

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instapundit probably puts less work than that into 75% of his posts, though maybe it's a laziness record for you.

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9/21/2004

 
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