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Thursday, September 16, 2004

Freepers prove that Bush has never done anything wrong, ever

Michael Bérubé proves once and for all that the Shrub is a saint and Karl Rove is a genius, as is evidenced by the Killian memos suckerpunch. Not only do these forgeries show that Bush was the hardest working solider imaginable, they also prove that Iraq did try to buy uranium from Niger.

The “forgery” in that case was in fact a cleverly planted ruse, using typefaces available only in the southern Iraqi region of Uqbar and containing obvious giveaways (such as the famous opening, “DEAR SIR OR MADAM I REQUEST YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE IN HELPING ME MOVE A GREAT DEAL OF NUCLEAR MATERIAL OUT OF MY COUNTRY”) that were meant to discredit US intelligence and divert world attention while Iraq sneakily sought to buy yellowcake on eBay (in order not to leave a paper trail, naturally).

Indeed. I don't think the Freepers have done enough, though. The next step, of course, is to prove that Watergate was an elaborate setup orchestrated by the Democratic Party to discredit Nixon and cover up the fact that they actually killed Kennedy themselves all so that Nixon would end up taking the fall for Vietnam while the Democrats looked like heroes.

Via The Sideshow.

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That's really funny. Wish I'd thought of it. --Wait! With the time travel machine I can go back to yesterday and pretend I thought of it first!

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