College Republicans gloating like a kid who stole his little brother's toy
Apparently, some college Republicans pulled an annoying little stunt on West Campus Friday that I'm glad I missed--they had a John Kerry dump, where they symbolically trashed a bunch of the Kerry campaign materials. (Too bad they didn't just burn it for the great pseudo-Nazi pictures.)
It's all fun and games and abstinence-only pledges being a College Republican. For now. And here's the lyrics to a Dead Kennedys song they can enjoy while they take out some time to gloat.
When Ya Get Drafted
Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There's generals here, advisors there
And Russians nibbling everywhere
The chessboard's filling up with red
We make more profits when we blow off their heads
Economy is looking bad
Let's start another war when ya get drafted
Fan the fires of racist hatred
We want total war when ya get drafted
Playing with missiles like they're toys
There's easy money, easy jobs
Especially when you build the bombs
That blow big cities off the map
Just guess who profits when we build 'em back up
Yeah, what Big Business wants Big Business gets
It wants a war when ya get drafted
Trilateral Commission goonies laugh
and scheme for more when ya get drafted
Call the Army!
Call the Navy!
Stocked with kids from slums when ya get drafted
If you can't afford a slick attorney
We might make you a spy
Forget your demonstrations
Kids today sit on their ass when ya get drafted
Just a six-pack
And you're happy
For when ya get drafted