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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

The Perfect Woman in Wood

Nancy thought about her husband's favorite things. "His primary passion is fishing. He also loves women, and I tolerate the fact that he loves women."

Well, there was clearly only one thing she could do. Build a giant statue of a fish with tits for him.

Mermaids are really the perfect symbol of what Americans seem to want in women--giant breasts, no vagina, and immobile.

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