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Friday, September 10, 2004

News from the war on drugs

MS sufferers are a new group that hates God and country and just wants to get high, whining that it gives them relief.

Luckily, there is an upswing in patriotism in the younger generation. More and more kids are turning away from wicked drugs that make you laugh at "South Park" or dance endlessly to music that annoys their elders while wearing pants so big you could fit a kindergarten class in them. Instead, they are following the lead of our Great Leader and using drugs that best facilitate date rape situations.

"It is encouraging news that more American youths are getting the message that drugs are dangerous, including marijuana," HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson said in a statement.

More importantly, it is good news that in their haste to turn away from wicked drugs, they did not leave behind those made by campaign contributors.

Misuse of three painkillers -- Vicodin, Lortab and Lorcet -- rose from 13.1 million to 15.7 million. Similarly the number of people who said they had ever misused narcotic painkillers such as Percocet, Percodan, or Tylox rose from 13.1 million to 15.7 million people.

Once again, I am amazed that the government can get people to sit down to interviews where they are asked how many drugs they do and they get any answers except, "Drugs? I don't know what you're talking about."

3 Comments:

Blogger Amanda Marcotte said...

Beats me. Maybe people just like being out of it, I guess. Or maybe it kills the pain inside. ;)

9/10/2004

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please be careful Amanda. Other countries don't have the same standards as the US in ensuring the safety and efficacy of medications. If you do decide to use a drugs online, PLEASE do your homework. Make sure the drugs online is in Canada, like drugs online. Some sites say they will ship the medications from Canada when they are actually in other countries. If you can, make sure the medications are manufactured in the US or Canada. Canada also has good protocols in making sure medications are safe and effective. There are many counterfeit drugs in the world. I would hate to see you become injured because of a counterfeit drug. Like I said before, do some researching before you decide to send away for some medication.

12/23/2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I get more information? Your pharmacist has additional information about Naproxen written for health professionals that you may read.

1/15/2006

 

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