Jon Stewart bend Tucker Carlson over his knee and spanks him

This is just awesome. The best part might be that Carlson tries to give Jon Stewart a guilt trip about his politics, and he actually thinks that Stewart is stupid enough to fall for that trick. He's not an idiot like the rest of the media mavens who've allowed fake guilt trips trick them into becoming administration shills, Tucker so give it up. "The Daily Show" is not obliged to become conservative propagandists in order to achieve "balance". For one thing, that would mean their show wouldn't be funny anymore, and that would be a real shame. You're just jealous because they get to report the actual news because they aren't afraid of getting on the Shrub's bad side.

That is probably the best part. But it might also be the part where Carlson whines over and over that Stewart isn't being funny or entertaining enough while the audience is laughing at everything Stewart says.