So you wanna force a woman to get pregnant?

But you don't want to go to jail for rape? Well, the "pro-life" movement has the solution for you! Just get a college degree in pharmacology (yes, they will make you parrot liberal science ideas like evolution, but solider on through), pass the state exam, acquire a job at a pharmacy and wait. It won't be too long before a woman tries to obtain her birth control pill or better yet, emergency contraception. At this point, piously refuse to fill the prescription for the dirty slut.

Yes, it's a time-consuming method, but think of the benefits! You'll be a hero to those who also want uppity bitches to remember their place. And even though it's your fault that she got pregnant, you won't actually be the one who has to pay child support or the cost of the abortion. Hell, that guy may even have to hold and comfort the dirty whore while she cries over her decision to terminate her pregnancy--disgusting. And you'll know that it's you those crazy Republicans are defending when they use this situation to further tear down the wall between church and state. Better than jail, don't you think?

Via Echidne.