Another straight couple shows how sacred marriage really is

Nicky Hilton married a man who was going through puberty before she was born after a night of partying at 2:30 AM.

She should be a poster child for the right. First of all, she knows how important it is for a woman to marry young to a man who is likely to show her proper authority. For another thing, she's straight and therefore her marriage is holy and sacred. And, she's rich.

This demonstrates that the "right" people are continuing to marry despite the fact that gay marriage in Massachussettes has made if extremely difficult for straight people to work up enthusiasm for marriage.

I full well expect Bush to begin praising the couple daily on the campaign trail.